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Grief Shaker Expletive Sympathy Card

$5.50

WHICHEVER WAY YOU SHAKE IT, THIS SUCKS. (FUCK THIS)

Perfect for those difficult moments when words often fall short, this card acknowledges the pain and frustration that comes with grief and tough times. It provides a raw and genuine way to show your empathy and let someone know they are not alone. The inside is left blank, allowing you to add a personal message or simply let the card speak for itself!

  • Salt shaker and hand lettered front, self-care tea bag patterned back

  • Blank inside

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Offset printed in Southern California on SFI (Sustainable Forestry Initiative) certified heavyweight 14 point, uncoated stock, using environmentally friendly soy-based inks

  • Comes with a matching kraft paper, recycled envelope

  • Both greeting card and envelope are completely compostable

  • A portion of this sale will be donated to Trans Lifeline. Trans Lifeline is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization, combining a grassroots hotline and microgrants, who offer direct emotional and financial support to trans people in crisis—for the trans community, by the trans community.

  • NGC100

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WHICHEVER WAY YOU SHAKE IT, THIS SUCKS. (FUCK THIS)

Perfect for those difficult moments when words often fall short, this card acknowledges the pain and frustration that comes with grief and tough times. It provides a raw and genuine way to show your empathy and let someone know they are not alone. The inside is left blank, allowing you to add a personal message or simply let the card speak for itself!

  • Salt shaker and hand lettered front, self-care tea bag patterned back

  • Blank inside

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Offset printed in Southern California on SFI (Sustainable Forestry Initiative) certified heavyweight 14 point, uncoated stock, using environmentally friendly soy-based inks

  • Comes with a matching kraft paper, recycled envelope

  • Both greeting card and envelope are completely compostable

  • A portion of this sale will be donated to Trans Lifeline. Trans Lifeline is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization, combining a grassroots hotline and microgrants, who offer direct emotional and financial support to trans people in crisis—for the trans community, by the trans community.

  • NGC100

WHICHEVER WAY YOU SHAKE IT, THIS SUCKS. (FUCK THIS)

Perfect for those difficult moments when words often fall short, this card acknowledges the pain and frustration that comes with grief and tough times. It provides a raw and genuine way to show your empathy and let someone know they are not alone. The inside is left blank, allowing you to add a personal message or simply let the card speak for itself!

  • Salt shaker and hand lettered front, self-care tea bag patterned back

  • Blank inside

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Offset printed in Southern California on SFI (Sustainable Forestry Initiative) certified heavyweight 14 point, uncoated stock, using environmentally friendly soy-based inks

  • Comes with a matching kraft paper, recycled envelope

  • Both greeting card and envelope are completely compostable

  • A portion of this sale will be donated to Trans Lifeline. Trans Lifeline is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization, combining a grassroots hotline and microgrants, who offer direct emotional and financial support to trans people in crisis—for the trans community, by the trans community.

  • NGC100

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